The little page of TRANSPORT CHAOS
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Transport Chaos as of 10.25: PANDEMONIUM(275)
Text version - Tube, DLR and Overground,
- Today,
CHASE-MOG - No service,
KX-CAM - No service,
LST-CAM - No service,
PAD-RNAG - No service,
PAD-BRSTL - No service,
LOO-BGRAD - No service,
RNAG-BGRAD - No service,
LOO-GUIL - No service,
FARN-SHOT - No service,
FLIT-KTM - No service,
MAN-EUS - No service,
RAM-VIC - No service,
RAM-CX - No service.
Current TRANSPORT CHAOS threat level: PANDEMONIUM(275)
→ | |  | | PANDEMONIUM | | No hotel rooms available, people sleeping in stations. | ← |
| |  | | HIGH | | High risk of chaos: outbreaks of Dunkirk spirit likely. | |
| |  | | ELEVATED | | Conversations may break out between strangers. | |
| |  | | GUARDED | | Moderate sighing, mobile phones in use. | |
| |  | | LOW | | Low risk of chaos. | |
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Tube status: Tube Chaos Map
Rail status: CHASE-MOG,
KX-CAM,
LST-CAM,
PAD-RNAG,
PAD-BRSTL,
LOO-BGRAD,
RNAG-BGRAD,
LOO-GUIL,
FARN-SHOT,
FLIT-KTM,
MAN-EUS,
RAM-VIC,
RAM-CX.
Road status: A1,
A4,
A14,
M4,
M5,
M6,
M11,
M25.
The little page of transport chaos looks at
Transport for London's
real time tube status
to tell you which lines aren't working. It looks at
National rail's
live departure boards
and monitors train journeys between London, Cambridge, Reading and Basingstoke,
between London and Guildford, between Enfield Chase and Moorgate, between Flitwick and Kings Cross Thameslink, and between Farnham and Aldershot.
It measures by how much the last two hours of arrivals have been delayed.
It finally looks at the
Highways Agency's
Events Table to look for chaos on the A1, the A14, the M4, the M5, the M6, the M11 and the M25.
It doesn't yet watch the trams or the DLR.
It exists to let my friends know when they should retreat to the
pub.
A value of -MIA- for a train means
that the train disappeared from the live departure boards before the scripts
saw it arrive. (There's a semi-serious political point here. Most of the cost to the economy of terrorist attacks is in the form of transport chaos. Why not
cut out the middle man and spend all that money on our infrastructure rather than a war?)
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BRSTL | - | Bristol |
CAM | - | Cambridge |
CHASE | - | Enfield Chase |
EUS | - | London Euston |
FARN | - | Farnham |
FLIT | - | Flitwick |
GUIL | - | Guildford |
KX | - | London Kings Cross |
KTM | - | Kings Cross Thameslink |
LOO | - | London Waterloo |
LST | - | London Liverpool Street |
MAN | - | Manchester Piccadilly |
MOG | - | Moorgate |
PAD | - | London Paddington |
RNAG | - | Reading (not a gerund) |
SHOT | - | Aldershot |
BGRAD | - | Basingrad |
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